This just in . . .
The notorious laptop thief David "Slippery Silicone" Fromme was shot as he left a movie house matinee. The shoot out rained bullets on the dapper thief.


New Flash...

David "Slippery Silicone" Fromme, the Hollywood desperado, Americas favorite bad-man was see running down Wilshire Boulevard after fleeing from a firefight with the authorities. In mid flight, the criminal with a flare for fashion ducked into a local bistro where, according to one patron, he paused for a martini before dashing through the back door leaving a trail of blood.


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Police, using hounds to follow the scent of blood hit a dead end when they entered a Roman-style bathhouse. Using any resource he had available, Fromme proved his nickname was earned as he eluded the dragnet once again. Said Officer Mulroney, "We just don't know where he went." It seems laptops and young women are in danger once again.


News Flash...

The Kalamata Jewels, considered by many to be the most valuable collection of precious stones in the world, and three laptop computers were reported missing this afternoon in Los Angeles. Tiffany and Company, charged with protecting the jewels while in transit from the Isle of Rhodes to their new owner, the South American platinum heiress Isabella Diablo, claims that the gems have vanished into mid air. The only eyewitness, a statuesque blonde with pouting lips and huge blue eyes, was found outside the Tiffany building with disheveled hair and smoking a cigarette. Her only statement to the authorities: "He was good."

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A haute couture male fashion store on Rodeo Drive has reported to police that a man that fits the description of 'Slippery Silicon' Fromme hoodwinked the sales staff out of $30,000 of clothes and accessories. Said the clerk on the scene, "One minute he was here shopping with I don't know how many hot tomatoes and the next they were all gone. I can't figure it." Although eyewitness accounts of the man are vague, police suspect Fromme because a piece from the Kalamata Jewels was found in the cash register. This fits with Fromme's M.O. of never stealing high fashion.

New's Flash...

A dashing young financier, CIA and Interpol believe to be the notorious laptop heist mastermind David "Slippery Silicone" Fromme, has surfaced in South America. At the head of a guerilla army and dressed to the nines, the international playboy-superthief has stoked the revolutionary fire of the people. "The revolution is here!" Fromme sang with elan - and with Isabella Diablo, the heiress with the mostest, on his arm, this overthrow is fated for love. Coup d'etat for two?