By: Ben Tiernan
Listen Dickheads,
You need to get over yourselves and accept that the West Coast is better than the East Coast. I’m sick of your snotty condemnation of my coastline. It’s rude, clichéd and ugly – like your mom.
The West Coast has no culture?
You, in your L.L. Bean - fuck you. We’ve got Hollywood. We make culture.
We’ve got technology. We make the media that proliferates culture.
The Ivy League is for pansies. Try Stanford. Try Berkeley; George Bush wouldn’t have lasted a week.
We can play your game. Can you play ours? The weather is unreal, everyone is beautiful, and the governor of California fights aliens, and wins.
Figure it out, jerks. The action is in the West.
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